Gryffindor Drama Club
By: Prof. Lucy Lupin

So... *walks in* I was suppose to take care of the Drama Club. I did. Though I have to admit I had loads of help from CY. Since she helped me alot, I decided to make her the center of attention with my questionnaire about the Club :

1. What does DC reeeaaally stand for? Dynamite Closet?
District of Columbia and Delicious Cheesecakes, depending on the season. \o/ Nah, actually it's just Drama Club. Really, it is.

2. How long have you been a DC leader? How did you end up getting the position?
I've only been one of the DC leaders since the beginning of the term, so not for a long time at all. I pretty much just offered myself to take it up last summer, because the club had been inactive for quite some while and people were needed for running it.

3. The sekrit DC broomcloset room seems to be pretty quiet right now, what's going on there?
I blame Zenix James. Ever since she bribed blackmailed convinced Missa that bringing Edward around here was a good idea, people just don't seem to be all that interested in drama anymore. SHE BROUGHT DOOM UPON US! D: And she's generally sort of suspicious, don't you think? ... I still love her though, don't get any ideas!

4. What kind of future plans have you got?
Well, the goal is to end the hiatus within this school year. *nods* We might have some world domination plans going on as well, BUT YOU'RE GETTING NO DETAILS FROM ME. :P

5. Anything you'd like to add?
Just hang in there everyone, we've got plays coming up in no time!

So after speaking with Miss Aurorus, I decided to focus on some of the participants. The victims of my poor questioning were : Serenity Thomas, Zuvona Miska and Zenix James. I tried to contact Alva St-Clair and Keelin Cavanagh, but had no answer. So let's get started :

1. When did you join the DC and what made you make such a decision? Serenity : I joined the DC last year because who wouldn't want to have fun pretending to be someone else!
Zenix : Well, I only just joined and I was bribed...by plays that MIGHT involve the hotness that is Edward Cullen...SO. *winks*
Zuvona : I love the theatre! It is a joy to perform and I look forward to getting to act insane and crazy, my every day traits in life.
Keelin: As SOON AS I HEARD THERE WAS ONE. The beginning of this year, ha. I live for drama, honestly as hokey as it sounds, I have loved it ever since I was a wee tot. Performing for people, making them laugh, whatever, it's just the best thing ever. PLUS when I become totally famous I will be rollin' in da galleons! Do you have -any- idea how much butterbeer I'll be able to buy?? *drool*

2. Did the leaders ask you for anything, such as money, bribes, etc... to be accepted?
Zuvona : Of course not! :P
Zenix : Obviously. Moi, do something without something in return? I was bribed with Edward Cullen.
Serenity : Yes! *cries* They took all my firewhiskey!
Keelin: Now if I told you that, I'd have to kill you! I may or may not have bribed them with copious amounts of a buttery beverage though, not to get too specific... next question?!

3. Do you enjoy being a part of the club?
Zenix : Yea, it's pretty awesome and Cy and Joey are doing a fabulous job running it. I'm looking forward to big things with the DC this year.
Serenity : I love being part of the club, it is so much fun to brainstorm new ideas and try to rework ideas that have already been used! Plus I get to meet new people!
Zuvona : I loveth the club. My friends are all in it and they are crazy like me. The Drama Club is one of the kewlest parts of the Gryffindor house.
Keelin: *laughs* I'm sure I will when things actually get rolling!

4. Have you performed in any plays yet?
Zuvona : Not yet! I have been waiting and waiting forever!! I hope they start one SOON! - *after I asked her if she really wanted* Yes!!! MORE THAN ANYTHING!!! If I regret it later, *shrugs* so be it.
Serenity : Sadly, I haven't had the chance to perform in any :( *I then asked her if she wanted to be part of one* I would love to be in a play in the future, they all look like so much fun and who wouldn't want to have fun!
Zenix : Nah, not yet, not for the DC. *grins evilly* I will though, I think I'm going to help write some and then perform some. Hopefully.
Keelin: Not exactly, I think for me to have performed in any plays, we would have to have a script... or an idea for a script... or the beginning of an idea for a script... heh. BUT, I do, I do! I'll do whatever it takes! I'll fill the leaders up with butterbeer and get them to say yes to my requests while in their stupor! Aieieeeieieiee!

5. What do you know about the bubblegum incident?
Zenix : THAT WAS NOT MY FAULT. Nor was it Edward's! Don't listen to ANYONE, they all are lying! That's all I'm going to say on the grounds of self-incrimination.
Zuvona : *giggles*
Serenity : I know nothing and that's what I'm sticking to!
Keelin: ...What incident? o.O

So after all these interviews, I came up to one conclusion : The Drama Club has issues with Bubblegum leaving some giggling and some in denial... I wonder now if maybe this bubblegum has something to do with the disappearances of Alva and Keelin.....