“Hello all Gryffindors. This is your new mascot Edward Cullen and I have a blood-curdling tale for you! Sit down and pull up a log all my first years.”

It all began on a night just like this one. The stars were bright, the sky was dark, and the moon was full. Not a single sound could be heard anywhere. I was performing my usual patrol around the castle when my keen ears heard a strange sound. I turned around and noticed a form peaking around the castle at me. I listened in for a moment. Wow, he really is handsome. His pale skin is so….Oh no, he sees me!, the shadowed figure thought and ran back into the castle. When Edward heard the voice, his mouth dropped. It can’t be. There is just no way. Edward flitted back into the castle but when he arrived, the shadowed figure was already gone. *Shrugs* “Weird” Edward said to nothing in particular.

In her room, Bapo was working on catching her breath. She couldn’t remember the last time she had to make such a quick getaway. Unless of course you count that time when I put blue hair dye in Missa’s shampoo bottle. Wow, that was close. I was afraid he had caught me for a moment there. GOD, he is so freaking hot!!! Bapo wiped the drool from her mouth and sighed. “Okay, it is time to sleep! I can stalk him more tomorrow!” Bapo laid down, closed her eyes, and drifted off to dreamland.

Meanwhile, Edward walked into the Gryffindor Common Room. Hmm, I wonder. Edward tiptoed slowly up the stairs. He walked towards Zee’s room with a mission. I hope you didn’t do what I think you did! Edward contemplated. Edward slowly opened the doorknob and was shocked at the sight before him. Zee was wearing a I HATE EDWARD and all her photos of Edward had been smashed into pieces. What in the world is going on around here?!? Edward was completely lost in thought. Bapo is in love with me and Zee is either playing a horrible trick or has fallen out of love with moi! This has to be the worst and scariest holiday ever!

Bapo awoke with a smile on her face. “That was the best Edward dream I have ever had!” she said without thinking. “WHAT?!?” Ronja yelled. “You had a dream about WHO?” Bapo was so surprised she had said that aloud that she rolled right off the bed. “I uh…I….” Bapo just stammered. “I can’t believe you Bapo! Turning to the dark side like that with no reason. How could you do this to me?” Bapo hanged her head sheepishly, “I can’t help it. Have you seen that man? He is HOT!” Ronja just shook her head and walked out of the common room. What does she know. She is just jealous. Bapo nodded and got ready for the day in the cutest outfit she could find. Bapo then ran out the door to hunt for her darling Edward.

It wasn’t long before Bapo was able to spot her target. Edward was down in the dungeons and appeared to be looking for something. Bapo smoothed her hair, took a deep breath, and headed down the stairs. “Hello Edward.” Bapo said as she moved closer to him. Edward turned around quickly. “If I didn’t have such keen hearing, you would have scared me.” Bapo smiled and moved closer. “Edward…I have to tell you something.” Edward slowly backed away. “Now now….Bapo…I wouldn’t just yet. You might just regret it.” Bapo shook her head and backed Edward into a corner.

Zee woke up around early noon and was awoken to a very sad sight. She looked around her room and realized all her pictures of Edward were smashed. Oh HECK NO! This means war! Zee shot up like a bullet and then realized her shirt was to horrible to even think about. Zee threw on some new clothes and ran down the stairs. “Where in the WORLD IS BAPO?!?” Ronja looked up at Zee as she stormed down the stairs. “Go look for Edward, her new boy toy.” Ronja said with distain. Ronja continued to mutter something about traitors but Zee was unable to hear because she was out the door.

Zee strode into the castle with a glare that sent all the firsties running scared. “What is up with you?” Zuvi asked. Zee turned her icy glare on Zuvi. “Where…is….Bapo?” she demanded. “In the dungeon I believe.” Zuvi replied and went back to eating. Without a word, Zee turned and continued down to the basement.

This is it. My first kiss by a vampire. Bapo moved in the kill. She was just inches from Edward’s face, who was in great distress at the moment. “BAPO! I will KILL you!” sounded a distance voice. Bapo turned around in time to see the door slam open and Zee storm in. Zee looked around at the scene in front of her and her jaw dropped. “What…what…what is going on here?” she demanded. Bapo just smiled. “Isn’t obvious! I’m in love with Edward and he loves me. We are going to be together forever.” Zee snorted. Edward just stared wide eyed. Other students from the lunch crowd were gathering around the door to see what was going to happen next in the exciting saga. Suddenly, there was a very distinct laughter in the air. Everyone turned to a dark corner of the room where the blue haired Missa Mats was standing. “Missa.” Bapo and Zee said together. “Yes, it was I. I poisoned Bapo with a love potion that would last for 24 hours. I also ruined all of Zee’s pictures of Edward and put her in that shirt last night. Maybe next time you will think before you put blue hair dye in my shampoo again.

“So that is the tale everyone.” Edward said to the gathered first years. “It was a horrible and frightening experience. Missa Matz with blue hair!” Edward shuddered and all the little children screamed.