Now, I know everyone is all, "OMGAH, NOT EDWARD CULLEN AGAIN," along with, "OH, GOD, GRYFF HAS LOST IT...MORE," over Edward Cullen being initiated as Gryffindor's new house creature.

FEAR NOT, GRYFFIES. This can only bring big things. Really, big things. *clears throat*

I've had a chance to sit down with Edward and talk over some of the issues which have appeared in the common room as of late. I thought those of you who aren't Cullen-Haters might like to hear his responses.

"Why do so many students have such a negative and adverse reaction to your presence in the common room?" I scooted closer to him unaware of my fluttering eyelashes. Totally unaware. Totally.

"I am afraid that most people, other than some of us -" he looked Zenix in the eyes and smiled delightfully, his eyes serious "- do not have the ability to stand me. After all, no matter how sparkly and attractive I am, I remain a vampire. I am glad that you at least, Miss James, accept me." BaPo, following the conversation in a nearby chair, puked in a bucket she had conjured a second ago for exactly this goal.

"Just to enlighten the readers again, especially for those who haven't been able to keep up with the recent Gryff news. Why are you here and what is your personal purpose for joining the ranks of Gryffindor?"

Edward laughed in a way that created an unhealthy aversion against him from most of the Gryffindors, and created an unhealthy sympathy from Zenix and Zia.

"You of all people should know, Miss James? How could I resist a letter written with so much passion as you and Zia did?" At that moment Barbara let out a loud "HA!" from her chair - Zia of course had told her about the letter she had slipped into Zenix' envelope, but she had the feeling that Zee herself had not been aware of that. Until now.

"What?" I raised my eyebrow at him,but continued with my questioning. I would beat Zia down later. "What do you think of Missa Matz's daily threats against your position as house creature? Do they hold water, or do you think she's just full of Butterbeer?"

"I think everyone right in their mind would have to admit that our dear Miss Matz is full of butterbeer indeed. But she seems to be the kind of lady who does not lose her conscience as a reaction to an excessive amount of butterbeer. As you formulated in such and eloquent way, they do hold water. I will have to be careful not to scintillate too much in the presence of aforementioned Miss Matz. I might lose my well-appreciated position as House Creature of the House of Gryffindor."

"Will you marry me be doing anything special for Halloween this year?"

"Miss James, before you consider to ask another question than you intended to ask, could I point out to you that my mind is rather skilled in what your society of sorcerers would call Occlumency?" He winked, and Barbara waited for Zenix to faint. But Zee did not. <____<;;

"But in reply to the pronounced question: Yes, I will be doing something special. This however will be a surprise, so I will not expatiate about the content of abovementioned. I hope you can acknowledge that." I nodded and winked. "Well, Mr. Cullen, thank you so much for taking time out of your immortal life to spend with me. It's really appreciated."

So, everyone, before you judge judgers >__>;, you all should look at the vampire behind the amazing perfection of topaz eyes and auburn hair stories and see how amazingly gorgeous and AMAZING very nice and sweet he is. AND...And he makes BaPo vomit and she can't talk. SO REALLY. Let us all THANK Edward Cullen.